Can't he just drive away?

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09/28/2016 at 16:57 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > area man
09/28/2016 at 17:02

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probably not. it is my understanding that a jeep can’t rotate anything but even the tiniest of stock wheels without updating the engine, transmission, and axles.

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Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > area man
09/28/2016 at 17:03

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Im pretty sure I could get through most clamps with the tools in my car. Most arent particularly strong.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > area man
09/28/2016 at 17:05

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I’d just swap on the spare tire. It looks like one that doesn’t have a cap over the hub


Kinja'd!!! area man > gmctavish needs more space
09/28/2016 at 17:06

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It doesn’t, it’s just clamped inside the lip of the rim.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > area man
09/28/2016 at 17:15

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Then definitely spare tire, grab an angle grinder and problem solved


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > area man
09/28/2016 at 18:20

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Oh hey, that’s one of my company’s boots. The lug blocker on that is small and square and that wheel looks big, so if he was so inclined he could just get out his lug wrench and take that wheel off.

But if you take the boot off there’s a $500 fee, and unlike where I work, they’ll actually find you and enforce that in NY.


Kinja'd!!! Dr_Debauchery > area man
09/28/2016 at 18:21

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Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/28/2016 at 18:26

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Sawzall is your best bet. Those are stronger than they look...I’ve gotten some back that look like they survived a bomb blast. But a sawzall would be through the rack (the unpainted part in the picture) in like a minute.


Kinja'd!!! area man > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
09/28/2016 at 18:30

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This is one of the more informative responses I’ve ever gotten around here.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > area man
09/28/2016 at 18:32

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I get so few chances to be the definitive expert on something around here, but I’m reasonably sure nobody else on Oppo boots cars for a living, haha.


Kinja'd!!! area man > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
09/28/2016 at 18:35

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I’m still waiting for my chance, good on you!


Kinja'd!!! TahoeSTi > area man
09/28/2016 at 19:01

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sometimes you can deflate the tire and remove them. I managed to do it at least once when I was driving a TJ with 33" tires in college.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > area man
09/28/2016 at 20:27

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I could go for some kalkalash right now.

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